Here are some totally unrealistic things in RPGs:

• Sometimes there may only be a house or two in the town and then fiifty people walking the streets. (think: most FF games)
• And how shopkeepers have an infinite amount of items... (think: any FF game)
• How about the fact that the character can carry what would easily be a hundred tons of equipment?? (think: any FF game) Without even a backpack!?!? (think: any FF game)
• Or maybe how a character can survive a thousand sword blows and a few potions will cure him/her up, while when it comes time for a character to die a single slice will take them down? (think: FF7)
• And what about those hairdoes?? It takes me hours to get it just right; just like Cloud!! How can they hop out of bed in the morning and have that same hairdo?? (think: Cloud; FF7 )
• And they wear the same clothes everyday... without any stains or rips!?!? (ugh.... think: ANY RPG)
• And how can weapons like Sephiroth's and Cloud's swords be carried? By people like that!? I mean, they're fit, but not THAT strong!!!! (think: FF7) And what about LeonHeart's gunblade (think: FF8; in the making)
• And they never wear deoderant.... and no one is offended by the smell??? (ugh; think: FF7)
• Characters, when pushed to the limit, can perform flashy, obscenely powerful, difficult menuevers when they have just been beat up?? Shouldn't they be MORE tired!?!? (think: FF7)
• Usually no one has a mouth or nose. (think: FF7)
• The boldness and heroism of the main characters. They can get punched, kicked, ripped to pieces, set on fire, hit by meteors, lose their woman and STILL come back for more!!! (think: FF7)

...and that would conclude my ripping session on FF7.

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