| 10. | Use it to grab pencils that you drop in class that can't be reached with your foot. |
| 9. | Use it to grab a snack from the fridge while watching a ball game. You won't miss any plays again! |
| 8. | Broken swingset? No problemo! Just use your arm to swing. |
| 7. | Use it in basketball to block shots and slam dunk if you are vertically challenged! Also useful for other sports. |
| 6. | Use it to retrieve that frisbee that has been on the roof since 3rd grade. |
| 5. | Use it to stop thieves when they steal an old lady's purse. |
| 4. | Use it to land a role playing in a SpiderMan movie. |
| 3. | Use it to change TV channels when you can't find the remote. |
| 2. | Use it to save the world from a fascist dictator. |
| 1. | Show it to all the girls. Hear comments like "Oh it's sooooo long!". |